F. E. Smith VEXED many patrons of London's exclusive Athenaeum Club (of which he was not a member) by habitually popping in to use their toilet facilities on his way to the House of Lords.
One day a porter rather pointedly remarked that the club was in fact for members only. "Oh," Smith smartly replied, "is it a club as well?"
Smith, Frederick Edwin, First Earl of Birkenhead (1872-1930) British barrister and Conservative politician, attorney general (1915-1919), lord chancellor (1919-30)