(Well…,) I’ll be a monkey’s uncle! = Ich glaub, mich laust der Affe! — Ich fress' einen Besen! — Mich tritt ein Pferd!
“And remember, the Reserve Bank of Australia is promising that interest rates will still be unbelievably low in 2023 and might rise in 2024, and if that can’t help growth in 2022-23 be more than 2.5%, well I’ll be A MONKEY’S UNCLE!”
Peter Switzer — Switzer Daily (15th May 2021)
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“Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973). Pros: songwriter Paul Williams and esteemed director John Huston are among the ape cast. Cons: everything else, including minimal locations, listless action and a visibly underpopulated cast of extras in rubber masks. This is by far and away the worst in the series or I’m A MONKEY’S UNCLE.”
Ryan Gilbey — The Guardian (8th Feb 2018)
monkey’s uncle
idiom
- the term monkey’s uncle, most notably seen in the idiom ”(Well,) I’ll be a monkey’s uncle”, is used to express complete surprise, amazement, or disbelief
- used to show you are very surprised
Wikipedia, The Cambridge Dictionary
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PHRASE ORIGIN
The phrase is believed to have originated as a sarcastic response to Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution, particularly after he published ”The Descent of Man” in 1871, claiming that humans descended from apes.
At the time, this idea was considered offensive and ridiculous to many people who believed humans were created by God.
The term gained more popularity after the 1925 Scopes Trial, where a high school teacher was found guilty of teaching evolution.
However, there’s evidence that the phrase may have been in use earlier: an 1856 parody of Longfellow’s ”Song of Hiawatha” mentions ”the valiant Monkey’s Uncle”, and a British newspaper review from 1847 refers to a character as ”a veritable monkey’s uncle”.
While the phrase is often associated with reactions to Darwin’s theory of evolution, its exact origins may be earlier and more complex than commonly believed. It has evolved to become an amusing expression of surprise or disbelief in modern usage.
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EXPRESSIONS OF ASTONISHMENT
Idiomatic expressions in English that express astonishment, strong surprise, or disbelief:
- Blimey O’Riley!
- Cor blimey!
- Crikey! Crikes!
- Get out of town!
- Good grief!
- Gorblimey!
- Great Caesar’s ghost!
- Great Scott!
- Heavens to Betsy!
- Holy cow! Holy smokes!
- I’ll be a son of a gun!
- Shut the front door!
- Stone the crows!
- Strewth!
- Well, blow me down!
- Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
- Well, I’ll be damned!
- Well, paint me green and call me a cucumber!
- Well, shiver me timbers!
- You could have knocked me over with a feather!
- You’re pulling my leg!
- You’ve got to be kidding me!
These expressions range from old-fashioned to modern, and from mild to more colourful. Some are more common in specific English-speaking regions (e.g., ”Strewth” is typically Australian, while ”Cor blimey” is British). As always, it’s important to consider the context and audience when using such expressions.
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SYNONYMS
for “astonishment”:
amazement, bewilderment, bombshell, confoundment, consternation, disbelief, dumbfoundment, eye-opener, flabbergast, flummox, incredulity, jolt, marvel, marvelment, MONKEY’S UNCLE, mystification, perplexity, puzzlement, revelation, shock, speechlessness, staggerment, startlement, stupefaction, stunnedness, sudden wonder, surprise (and wonder), taken aback (off guard), thunderstruck, unsettlement, wonderment, wow
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